Sexiest Quotes Of The Week: America Is Excited About Golf

“Farting is farting. Everybody farts. Go read that book Everybody Poops. It’s the same thing.” – Jon Hamm, answering questions from teen girls on Rookie.com (because not caring about farting is sexy).

“I actually had a nightmare the other night that people were trying to deflate my boobs while I was working.” – Jennifer Love Hewitt, trying to KEEP MAKING YOU THINK ABOUT HER BOOBS.

“America is excited about golf and what I’m doing. The game could use a little sexing up, because it’s a bit stuck in its old ways.” – Pro golfer Sophie Horn on playing golf and being hot.

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