• Mon, May 14 2012

Guess Our Prom Lies, Win A Bag.

Now that we’ve come to the end of Prom season, we think you should begin lying about what you did there. Why? Because lying is fucking fun. No? You don’t think so? I hope you dressed as Abe Lincoln for Prom, jerk. Here. We will begin this for you. TheGloss staffers are telling 2 truths and one lie about their prom. The commenter who guesses the lies most accurately will win a beautiful Brahmin bag. Let’s begin.

Amanda Chatel:


This is my high school boyfriend and I before our prom — the fella to whom I lost my virginity later that night at the beach after going to IHOP.

My fashion inspiration for the evening was Courtney Love.

This was the first time I didn’t wear underwear in public.

Jamie Peck:

I skipped my senior prom to go see Nine Inch Nails.

I got my camp friend from New York to come to my junior prom with me.

I cried about a boy the night of my senior prom.

Lindsay Cross:

 1. My best friend in high school attended another school. I went with him to his prom as his girlfriend so that he could pretend to be straight. (I know its depressing that he felt the need to do this. I can only say that I am thrilled he felt comfortable enough to be honest about his sexuality once we hit college.)
2. At the after prom party, I went four-wheeling in my prom dress and shot road signs with a paintball gun. Yay for the Midwest.

3. Between my multiple proms and friends borrowing my dress for their proms, that particular formal made it to 8 different dances.

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  • Lisa

    Amanda- #1

    Jamie- #1

    Lindsay- #2

    Jennifer- #2

    Ashley- #3

    Jen- #2

  • Katie

    Amanda- #1
    Jamie #2
    Lindsay- #2
    Jennifer- #2
    Ashley- #3?
    Jen- #1

    • Katie

      Oh no! I meant #1 for Jamie

  • Cee

    Amanda- 1
    Jamie- 1
    Lindsay- 3
    Jennifer-3 (because if this really happened it is quite hilarious)
    Ashley- 2
    Jen- 1

    • Cee

      Jessica 2

  • Rose D.

    Amanda #1
    Jamie #3
    Lindsay #2
    Jennifer #2
    Ashley #3
    Jen #2

  • Somnilee

    My brain hurts from finals studying, but you’re all adorable in your prom photos. Especially Ashley.

  • Goldie

    Amanda #1
    Jamie #1
    Lindsay #3
    Jennifer #3
    Ashley #3
    Jen #1

  • porkchop

    100% of these statements are lies, but the worst one is Amanda’s claim that Cortney Love was her fashion inspiration. All the T-straps in the world don’t make up for the fact that this dress is 20 miles too long to be kinder-whore. That dude couldn’t find her -legs- let alone her vagina, underwear or no.

    • Sam

      1) You have the same name as the dog in the 90s Nickelodeon animated series “Doug.” Your argument is invalid.
      2) lol chill bro. (You sound ridiculous.)

    • Jennifer Wright

      You sound incredibly sensible and on-point, and I wish I’d thought to make everyone tell only lies SO HARD.

  • Crystal

    Amanda – 2
    Jaime – 3
    Lindsay – 2
    Jennifer – 2
    Ashley – 3
    Jen – 1
    Jessica – 3

  • Crystal

    Reposting due to a potential computer mishap!

    Amanda – 2
    Jaime – 3
    Lindsay – 2
    Jennifer – 2
    Ashley – 2
    Jen – 1
    Jessica – 3

  • Sam

    Amanda- #1

    Jamie- #3

    Lindsay- #2

    Jennifer- #3

    Ashley- #3ish? Although she might be like Han Solo in other ways; maybe she likes vests!

    Jen- #2

  • Fabel

    This was fun!

    Amanda- 2

    Jamie- 1

    Lindsay- 2

    Jennifer- 2

    Ashley- 3

    Jen- 3

    Jessica- 2

  • MM

    Amanda – 3
    Jamie – 3
    Lindsay – 1
    Jennifer – 3
    Ashley – 3
    Jen – 1
    Jessica – 2

    • V

      I guessed the exact same!

  • MJ

    It’s a trap! All the things are true!

  • Breezy

    Amanda- 1
    Jamie- 1
    Lindsay- 3
    Jennifer- 2
    Ashley- 3
    Jen- 2
    Jessica- 2

  • Kristina

    Amanda 3
    Jamie 3
    Lindsay 3
    Jennifer 2
    Ashley 3
    Jen 2
    Jessica 2

  • Jessica Pauline Ogilvie

    I can’t wait to find out what’s true and what isn’t for everyone else. Best game ever.

  • jen

    I can’t tell what’s true and what’s not, but…

    ASHLEY WINS.

  • Brittany

    Amanda-1
    Jamie-3
    Lindsay-2
    Jennifer-3
    Ashley-3
    Jen-2
    Jessica-2

  • Nessy

    Amanda-1
    Jamie-1
    Linsdsay-2
    Jennifer-1
    Ashley-3
    Jen-2
    Jessica-3

  • Sam

    Amanda- 1
    Jamie- 1
    Lindsay- 2
    Jennifer- 3
    Ashley- 3
    Jen- 1
    Jessica- 3

    Do these more often!

  • Jenny

    Amanda lied about her underwear (3).had either not worn underwear in public before prom, or did so much later. I’m undecided on the timing.

    Jamie Peck didn’t skip senior prom to see NIN (1).

    Lindsay Cross did not go four-wheeling (2).

    Jennifer Wright had no idea what her style inspiration was at the time (1).

    Ashley Cardiff is clearly like Han Solo and for the simile to work; all three have to be true. Trick question!!

    Jen Dziura did not chase geese (1).

    Jessica Ogilvie did not have a seasick classmate (2). I have to note, I really wanted it to be number 1, which would mean someone got seasick in the absence of a boat.

  • Olivia D.

    Amanda: 1
    Jamie: 3
    Lindsay: 2
    Jennifer: 2
    Ashley: 3
    Jen: 2
    Jessica: 3

  • Kim

    Amanda- 2
    Jamie- 3
    Lindsay- 3
    Jennifer- 2
    Ashley- 3
    Jen- 2
    Jessica- 3

  • Maria

    The information given about Ashley is as follows:

    1. A (Ashley, duh) = B (not a former prom attendee)
    2. C (Han Solo) = B (not a former prom attendee)
    3. -> A =C

    Ashley is TOTALLY like Han Solo. She might even be Han Solo. And there is no way only one of these propositions could be false. Aristotle WINS!

    • Ashley Cardiff

      YES.

  • Kristen H.

    Amanda – 1
    Jamie – 1
    Lindsay – 3
    Jennifer – 3
    Ashley – 3
    Jen – 2
    Jessica – 3

  • Dara

    Amanda – 1
    Jamie – 3
    Lindsay – 3
    Jennifer – 3
    Ashley – 3
    Jen – 1
    Jessica – 3

  • Reema

    4 hours ago

    Amanda – 1
    Jamie – 2
    Lindsay – 2
    Jennifer – 2
    Ashley – 2
    Jen – 1
    Jessica – 1

  • Kate

    Amanda- 2- Courtney Love
    Jamie- 3- Crying
    Lindsay- 3- dress borrowing
    Jennifer-2- Opus Dei
    Ashley-3- Proof
    Jen-1- goose chase
    Jessica-3- Schnapps

  • Sabrina

    Amanda 2- Courtney Love
    Jamie 1- Nine Inch Nails
    Lindsay 3- 8 different dances
    Jennifer 2-Opus Dei
    Ashley 3-Ashley is like Han Solo
    Jen 2- Broken arm
    Jessica 3- Peppermint schnapps

  • SO

    Ashley: 1
    Jamie: 3
    Lindsay: 3
    Jennifer: 2
    Jessica: 2
    Ashley: 3. All don’t have to be true. This isn’t definitive proof she is like Han Solo :p
    Jen: 3

  • Breezy

    When do we get to know?? The suspense is killing me!

  • Lindsay

    Amanda – 2
    Jamie – 1
    Lindsay – 3
    Jennifer W – 2
    Ashley – no lies, she’s totally like Han Solo
    Jen D – 2
    Jessica – 2