Guess Our Prom Lies, Win A Bag.

Now that we’ve come to the end of Prom season, we think you should begin lying about what you did there. Why? Because lying is fucking fun. No? You don’t think so? I hope you dressed as Abe Lincoln for Prom, jerk. Here. We will begin this for you. TheGloss staffers are telling 2 truths and one lie about their prom. The commenter who guesses the lies most accurately will win a beautiful Brahmin bag. Let’s begin.

Amanda Chatel:


This is my high school boyfriend and I before our prom — the fella to whom I lost my virginity later that night at the beach after going to IHOP.

My fashion inspiration for the evening was Courtney Love.

This was the first time I didn’t wear underwear in public.

Jamie Peck:

I skipped my senior prom to go see Nine Inch Nails.

I got my camp friend from New York to come to my junior prom with me.

I cried about a boy the night of my senior prom.

Lindsay Cross:

 1. My best friend in high school attended another school. I went with him to his prom as his girlfriend so that he could pretend to be straight. (I know its depressing that he felt the need to do this. I can only say that I am thrilled he felt comfortable enough to be honest about his sexuality once we hit college.)
2. At the after prom party, I went four-wheeling in my prom dress and shot road signs with a paintball gun. Yay for the Midwest.

3. Between my multiple proms and friends borrowing my dress for their proms, that particular formal made it to 8 different dances.

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    • Lisa

      Amanda- #1

      Jamie- #1

      Lindsay- #2

      Jennifer- #2

      Ashley- #3

      Jen- #2

    • Katie

      Amanda- #1
      Jamie #2
      Lindsay- #2
      Jennifer- #2
      Ashley- #3?
      Jen- #1

      • Katie

        Oh no! I meant #1 for Jamie

    • Cee

      Amanda- 1
      Jamie- 1
      Lindsay- 3
      Jennifer-3 (because if this really happened it is quite hilarious)
      Ashley- 2
      Jen- 1

      • Cee

        Jessica 2

    • Rose D.

      Amanda #1
      Jamie #3
      Lindsay #2
      Jennifer #2
      Ashley #3
      Jen #2

    • Somnilee

      My brain hurts from finals studying, but you’re all adorable in your prom photos. Especially Ashley.

    • Goldie

      Amanda #1
      Jamie #1
      Lindsay #3
      Jennifer #3
      Ashley #3
      Jen #1

    • porkchop

      100% of these statements are lies, but the worst one is Amanda’s claim that Cortney Love was her fashion inspiration. All the T-straps in the world don’t make up for the fact that this dress is 20 miles too long to be kinder-whore. That dude couldn’t find her -legs- let alone her vagina, underwear or no.

      • Sam

        1) You have the same name as the dog in the 90s Nickelodeon animated series “Doug.” Your argument is invalid.
        2) lol chill bro. (You sound ridiculous.)

      • Jennifer Wright

        You sound incredibly sensible and on-point, and I wish I’d thought to make everyone tell only lies SO HARD.

    • Crystal

      Amanda – 2
      Jaime – 3
      Lindsay – 2
      Jennifer – 2
      Ashley – 3
      Jen – 1
      Jessica – 3

    • Crystal

      Reposting due to a potential computer mishap!

      Amanda – 2
      Jaime – 3
      Lindsay – 2
      Jennifer – 2
      Ashley – 2
      Jen – 1
      Jessica – 3

    • Sam

      Amanda- #1

      Jamie- #3

      Lindsay- #2

      Jennifer- #3

      Ashley- #3ish? Although she might be like Han Solo in other ways; maybe she likes vests!

      Jen- #2

    • Fabel

      This was fun!

      Amanda- 2

      Jamie- 1

      Lindsay- 2

      Jennifer- 2

      Ashley- 3

      Jen- 3

      Jessica- 2

    • MM

      Amanda – 3
      Jamie – 3
      Lindsay – 1
      Jennifer – 3
      Ashley – 3
      Jen – 1
      Jessica – 2

      • V

        I guessed the exact same!

    • MJ

      It’s a trap! All the things are true!

    • Breezy

      Amanda- 1
      Jamie- 1
      Lindsay- 3
      Jennifer- 2
      Ashley- 3
      Jen- 2
      Jessica- 2

    • Kristina

      Amanda 3
      Jamie 3
      Lindsay 3
      Jennifer 2
      Ashley 3
      Jen 2
      Jessica 2

    • Jessica Pauline Ogilvie

      I can’t wait to find out what’s true and what isn’t for everyone else. Best game ever.

    • jen

      I can’t tell what’s true and what’s not, but…

      ASHLEY WINS.

    • Brittany

      Amanda-1
      Jamie-3
      Lindsay-2
      Jennifer-3
      Ashley-3
      Jen-2
      Jessica-2

    • Nessy

      Amanda-1
      Jamie-1
      Linsdsay-2
      Jennifer-1
      Ashley-3
      Jen-2
      Jessica-3

    • Sam

      Amanda- 1
      Jamie- 1
      Lindsay- 2
      Jennifer- 3
      Ashley- 3
      Jen- 1
      Jessica- 3

      Do these more often!

    • Jenny

      Amanda lied about her underwear (3).had either not worn underwear in public before prom, or did so much later. I’m undecided on the timing.

      Jamie Peck didn’t skip senior prom to see NIN (1).

      Lindsay Cross did not go four-wheeling (2).

      Jennifer Wright had no idea what her style inspiration was at the time (1).

      Ashley Cardiff is clearly like Han Solo and for the simile to work; all three have to be true. Trick question!!

      Jen Dziura did not chase geese (1).

      Jessica Ogilvie did not have a seasick classmate (2). I have to note, I really wanted it to be number 1, which would mean someone got seasick in the absence of a boat.

    • Olivia D.

      Amanda: 1
      Jamie: 3
      Lindsay: 2
      Jennifer: 2
      Ashley: 3
      Jen: 2
      Jessica: 3

    • Kim

      Amanda- 2
      Jamie- 3
      Lindsay- 3
      Jennifer- 2
      Ashley- 3
      Jen- 2
      Jessica- 3

    • Maria

      The information given about Ashley is as follows:

      1. A (Ashley, duh) = B (not a former prom attendee)
      2. C (Han Solo) = B (not a former prom attendee)
      3. -> A =C

      Ashley is TOTALLY like Han Solo. She might even be Han Solo. And there is no way only one of these propositions could be false. Aristotle WINS!

      • Ashley Cardiff

        YES.

    • Kristen H.

      Amanda – 1
      Jamie – 1
      Lindsay – 3
      Jennifer – 3
      Ashley – 3
      Jen – 2
      Jessica – 3

    • Dara

      Amanda – 1
      Jamie – 3
      Lindsay – 3
      Jennifer – 3
      Ashley – 3
      Jen – 1
      Jessica – 3

    • Reema

      4 hours ago

      Amanda – 1
      Jamie – 2
      Lindsay – 2
      Jennifer – 2
      Ashley – 2
      Jen – 1
      Jessica – 1

    • Kate

      Amanda- 2- Courtney Love
      Jamie- 3- Crying
      Lindsay- 3- dress borrowing
      Jennifer-2- Opus Dei
      Ashley-3- Proof
      Jen-1- goose chase
      Jessica-3- Schnapps

    • Sabrina

      Amanda 2- Courtney Love
      Jamie 1- Nine Inch Nails
      Lindsay 3- 8 different dances
      Jennifer 2-Opus Dei
      Ashley 3-Ashley is like Han Solo
      Jen 2- Broken arm
      Jessica 3- Peppermint schnapps

    • SO

      Ashley: 1
      Jamie: 3
      Lindsay: 3
      Jennifer: 2
      Jessica: 2
      Ashley: 3. All don’t have to be true. This isn’t definitive proof she is like Han Solo :p
      Jen: 3

    • Breezy

      When do we get to know?? The suspense is killing me!

    • Lindsay

      Amanda – 2
      Jamie – 1
      Lindsay – 3
      Jennifer W – 2
      Ashley – no lies, she’s totally like Han Solo
      Jen D – 2
      Jessica – 2