Guess Our Prom Lies, Win A Bag.

Jennifer Wright:

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1) My style inspiration was “how a 19th century vampire courtesan might have dressed” (I was reading a lot of Anne Rice while simultaneously watching Dangerous Beauty pretty much on auto-repeat). I did not reveal this to anyone, ever, before this moment.

2) I spent most of the night talking about Opus Dei with my date. My date did not find this odd at all, probably because he was a weird combination of super bright, well adjusted and really nice. I’m still in touch with him, occasionally. He lives in China, now. What a good guy.

3) I spent the evening afraid to drink anything because I’d been warned excessively about roofies beforehand. At one point, I ended up drinking from the bathroom sink. Roofies. They were a big thing for people to tell you to be concerned about! I guess legitimately! KIDS – NEVER DRINK ANYTHING.

Ashley Cardiff (ED NOTE: Submitted by EIC Jen Wright)

1) Ashley did not attend Prom.

2) Han Solo did not attend Prom

3) This is definitive proof that Ashley is like Han Solo.

Jen Dziura

1)This picture is taken in front of a pond at the Botanical Garden, where we went so I could chase geese. I now realize that geese find this terrifying.

2) That tuxedo-clad arm on the left? Broken in a street hockey game three days later.

3) My dress cost $80 at JCPenney and I picked it in 15 minutes so I could go home and study for the APs.

 

Jessica Ogilvie:

On the left

1) My prom happened aboard a boat.

2) One person got seasick.

3) My date got wasted on peppermint schnapps.


	
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    • Lisa

      Amanda- #1

      Jamie- #1

      Lindsay- #2

      Jennifer- #2

      Ashley- #3

      Jen- #2

    • Katie

      Amanda- #1
      Jamie #2
      Lindsay- #2
      Jennifer- #2
      Ashley- #3?
      Jen- #1

      • Katie

        Oh no! I meant #1 for Jamie

    • Cee

      Amanda- 1
      Jamie- 1
      Lindsay- 3
      Jennifer-3 (because if this really happened it is quite hilarious)
      Ashley- 2
      Jen- 1

      • Cee

        Jessica 2

    • Rose D.

      Amanda #1
      Jamie #3
      Lindsay #2
      Jennifer #2
      Ashley #3
      Jen #2

    • Somnilee

      My brain hurts from finals studying, but you’re all adorable in your prom photos. Especially Ashley.

    • Goldie

      Amanda #1
      Jamie #1
      Lindsay #3
      Jennifer #3
      Ashley #3
      Jen #1

    • porkchop

      100% of these statements are lies, but the worst one is Amanda’s claim that Cortney Love was her fashion inspiration. All the T-straps in the world don’t make up for the fact that this dress is 20 miles too long to be kinder-whore. That dude couldn’t find her -legs- let alone her vagina, underwear or no.

      • Sam

        1) You have the same name as the dog in the 90s Nickelodeon animated series “Doug.” Your argument is invalid.
        2) lol chill bro. (You sound ridiculous.)

      • Jennifer Wright

        You sound incredibly sensible and on-point, and I wish I’d thought to make everyone tell only lies SO HARD.

    • Crystal

      Amanda – 2
      Jaime – 3
      Lindsay – 2
      Jennifer – 2
      Ashley – 3
      Jen – 1
      Jessica – 3

    • Crystal

      Reposting due to a potential computer mishap!

      Amanda – 2
      Jaime – 3
      Lindsay – 2
      Jennifer – 2
      Ashley – 2
      Jen – 1
      Jessica – 3

    • Sam

      Amanda- #1

      Jamie- #3

      Lindsay- #2

      Jennifer- #3

      Ashley- #3ish? Although she might be like Han Solo in other ways; maybe she likes vests!

      Jen- #2

    • Fabel

      This was fun!

      Amanda- 2

      Jamie- 1

      Lindsay- 2

      Jennifer- 2

      Ashley- 3

      Jen- 3

      Jessica- 2

    • MM

      Amanda – 3
      Jamie – 3
      Lindsay – 1
      Jennifer – 3
      Ashley – 3
      Jen – 1
      Jessica – 2

      • V

        I guessed the exact same!

    • MJ

      It’s a trap! All the things are true!

    • Breezy

      Amanda- 1
      Jamie- 1
      Lindsay- 3
      Jennifer- 2
      Ashley- 3
      Jen- 2
      Jessica- 2

    • Kristina

      Amanda 3
      Jamie 3
      Lindsay 3
      Jennifer 2
      Ashley 3
      Jen 2
      Jessica 2

    • Jessica Pauline Ogilvie

      I can’t wait to find out what’s true and what isn’t for everyone else. Best game ever.

    • jen

      I can’t tell what’s true and what’s not, but…

      ASHLEY WINS.

    • Brittany

      Amanda-1
      Jamie-3
      Lindsay-2
      Jennifer-3
      Ashley-3
      Jen-2
      Jessica-2

    • Nessy

      Amanda-1
      Jamie-1
      Linsdsay-2
      Jennifer-1
      Ashley-3
      Jen-2
      Jessica-3

    • Sam

      Amanda- 1
      Jamie- 1
      Lindsay- 2
      Jennifer- 3
      Ashley- 3
      Jen- 1
      Jessica- 3

      Do these more often!

    • Jenny

      Amanda lied about her underwear (3).had either not worn underwear in public before prom, or did so much later. I’m undecided on the timing.

      Jamie Peck didn’t skip senior prom to see NIN (1).

      Lindsay Cross did not go four-wheeling (2).

      Jennifer Wright had no idea what her style inspiration was at the time (1).

      Ashley Cardiff is clearly like Han Solo and for the simile to work; all three have to be true. Trick question!!

      Jen Dziura did not chase geese (1).

      Jessica Ogilvie did not have a seasick classmate (2). I have to note, I really wanted it to be number 1, which would mean someone got seasick in the absence of a boat.

    • Olivia D.

      Amanda: 1
      Jamie: 3
      Lindsay: 2
      Jennifer: 2
      Ashley: 3
      Jen: 2
      Jessica: 3

    • Kim

      Amanda- 2
      Jamie- 3
      Lindsay- 3
      Jennifer- 2
      Ashley- 3
      Jen- 2
      Jessica- 3

    • Maria

      The information given about Ashley is as follows:

      1. A (Ashley, duh) = B (not a former prom attendee)
      2. C (Han Solo) = B (not a former prom attendee)
      3. -> A =C

      Ashley is TOTALLY like Han Solo. She might even be Han Solo. And there is no way only one of these propositions could be false. Aristotle WINS!

      • Ashley Cardiff

        YES.

    • Kristen H.

      Amanda – 1
      Jamie – 1
      Lindsay – 3
      Jennifer – 3
      Ashley – 3
      Jen – 2
      Jessica – 3

    • Dara

      Amanda – 1
      Jamie – 3
      Lindsay – 3
      Jennifer – 3
      Ashley – 3
      Jen – 1
      Jessica – 3

    • Reema

      4 hours ago

      Amanda – 1
      Jamie – 2
      Lindsay – 2
      Jennifer – 2
      Ashley – 2
      Jen – 1
      Jessica – 1

    • Kate

      Amanda- 2- Courtney Love
      Jamie- 3- Crying
      Lindsay- 3- dress borrowing
      Jennifer-2- Opus Dei
      Ashley-3- Proof
      Jen-1- goose chase
      Jessica-3- Schnapps

    • Sabrina

      Amanda 2- Courtney Love
      Jamie 1- Nine Inch Nails
      Lindsay 3- 8 different dances
      Jennifer 2-Opus Dei
      Ashley 3-Ashley is like Han Solo
      Jen 2- Broken arm
      Jessica 3- Peppermint schnapps

    • SO

      Ashley: 1
      Jamie: 3
      Lindsay: 3
      Jennifer: 2
      Jessica: 2
      Ashley: 3. All don’t have to be true. This isn’t definitive proof she is like Han Solo :p
      Jen: 3

    • Breezy

      When do we get to know?? The suspense is killing me!

    • Lindsay

      Amanda – 2
      Jamie – 1
      Lindsay – 3
      Jennifer W – 2
      Ashley – no lies, she’s totally like Han Solo
      Jen D – 2
      Jessica – 2