• Mon, May 14 2012

Guess Our Prom Lies, Win A Bag.

Jennifer Wright:

jennifer wright

1) My style inspiration was “how a 19th century vampire courtesan might have dressed” (I was reading a lot of Anne Rice while simultaneously watching Dangerous Beauty pretty much on auto-repeat). I did not reveal this to anyone, ever, before this moment.

2) I spent most of the night talking about Opus Dei with my date. My date did not find this odd at all, probably because he was a weird combination of super bright, well adjusted and really nice. I’m still in touch with him, occasionally. He lives in China, now. What a good guy.

3) I spent the evening afraid to drink anything because I’d been warned excessively about roofies beforehand. At one point, I ended up drinking from the bathroom sink. Roofies. They were a big thing for people to tell you to be concerned about! I guess legitimately! KIDS – NEVER DRINK ANYTHING.

Ashley Cardiff (ED NOTE: Submitted by EIC Jen Wright)

1) Ashley did not attend Prom.

2) Han Solo did not attend Prom

3) This is definitive proof that Ashley is like Han Solo.

Jen Dziura

1)This picture is taken in front of a pond at the Botanical Garden, where we went so I could chase geese. I now realize that geese find this terrifying.

2) That tuxedo-clad arm on the left? Broken in a street hockey game three days later.

3) My dress cost $80 at JCPenney and I picked it in 15 minutes so I could go home and study for the APs.

 

Jessica Ogilvie:

On the left

1) My prom happened aboard a boat.

2) One person got seasick.

3) My date got wasted on peppermint schnapps.


	
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  • Lisa

    Amanda- #1

    Jamie- #1

    Lindsay- #2

    Jennifer- #2

    Ashley- #3

    Jen- #2

  • Katie

    Amanda- #1
    Jamie #2
    Lindsay- #2
    Jennifer- #2
    Ashley- #3?
    Jen- #1

    • Katie

      Oh no! I meant #1 for Jamie

  • Cee

    Amanda- 1
    Jamie- 1
    Lindsay- 3
    Jennifer-3 (because if this really happened it is quite hilarious)
    Ashley- 2
    Jen- 1

    • Cee

      Jessica 2

  • Rose D.

    Amanda #1
    Jamie #3
    Lindsay #2
    Jennifer #2
    Ashley #3
    Jen #2

  • Somnilee

    My brain hurts from finals studying, but you’re all adorable in your prom photos. Especially Ashley.

  • Goldie

    Amanda #1
    Jamie #1
    Lindsay #3
    Jennifer #3
    Ashley #3
    Jen #1

  • porkchop

    100% of these statements are lies, but the worst one is Amanda’s claim that Cortney Love was her fashion inspiration. All the T-straps in the world don’t make up for the fact that this dress is 20 miles too long to be kinder-whore. That dude couldn’t find her -legs- let alone her vagina, underwear or no.

    • Sam

      1) You have the same name as the dog in the 90s Nickelodeon animated series “Doug.” Your argument is invalid.
      2) lol chill bro. (You sound ridiculous.)

    • Jennifer Wright

      You sound incredibly sensible and on-point, and I wish I’d thought to make everyone tell only lies SO HARD.

  • Crystal

    Amanda – 2
    Jaime – 3
    Lindsay – 2
    Jennifer – 2
    Ashley – 3
    Jen – 1
    Jessica – 3

  • Crystal

    Reposting due to a potential computer mishap!

    Amanda – 2
    Jaime – 3
    Lindsay – 2
    Jennifer – 2
    Ashley – 2
    Jen – 1
    Jessica – 3

  • Sam

    Amanda- #1

    Jamie- #3

    Lindsay- #2

    Jennifer- #3

    Ashley- #3ish? Although she might be like Han Solo in other ways; maybe she likes vests!

    Jen- #2

  • Fabel

    This was fun!

    Amanda- 2

    Jamie- 1

    Lindsay- 2

    Jennifer- 2

    Ashley- 3

    Jen- 3

    Jessica- 2

  • MM

    Amanda – 3
    Jamie – 3
    Lindsay – 1
    Jennifer – 3
    Ashley – 3
    Jen – 1
    Jessica – 2

    • V

      I guessed the exact same!

  • MJ

    It’s a trap! All the things are true!

  • Breezy

    Amanda- 1
    Jamie- 1
    Lindsay- 3
    Jennifer- 2
    Ashley- 3
    Jen- 2
    Jessica- 2

  • Kristina

    Amanda 3
    Jamie 3
    Lindsay 3
    Jennifer 2
    Ashley 3
    Jen 2
    Jessica 2

  • Jessica Pauline Ogilvie

    I can’t wait to find out what’s true and what isn’t for everyone else. Best game ever.

  • jen

    I can’t tell what’s true and what’s not, but…

    ASHLEY WINS.

  • Brittany

    Amanda-1
    Jamie-3
    Lindsay-2
    Jennifer-3
    Ashley-3
    Jen-2
    Jessica-2

  • Nessy

    Amanda-1
    Jamie-1
    Linsdsay-2
    Jennifer-1
    Ashley-3
    Jen-2
    Jessica-3

  • Sam

    Amanda- 1
    Jamie- 1
    Lindsay- 2
    Jennifer- 3
    Ashley- 3
    Jen- 1
    Jessica- 3

    Do these more often!

  • Jenny

    Amanda lied about her underwear (3).had either not worn underwear in public before prom, or did so much later. I’m undecided on the timing.

    Jamie Peck didn’t skip senior prom to see NIN (1).

    Lindsay Cross did not go four-wheeling (2).

    Jennifer Wright had no idea what her style inspiration was at the time (1).

    Ashley Cardiff is clearly like Han Solo and for the simile to work; all three have to be true. Trick question!!

    Jen Dziura did not chase geese (1).

    Jessica Ogilvie did not have a seasick classmate (2). I have to note, I really wanted it to be number 1, which would mean someone got seasick in the absence of a boat.

  • Olivia D.

    Amanda: 1
    Jamie: 3
    Lindsay: 2
    Jennifer: 2
    Ashley: 3
    Jen: 2
    Jessica: 3

  • Kim

    Amanda- 2
    Jamie- 3
    Lindsay- 3
    Jennifer- 2
    Ashley- 3
    Jen- 2
    Jessica- 3

  • Maria

    The information given about Ashley is as follows:

    1. A (Ashley, duh) = B (not a former prom attendee)
    2. C (Han Solo) = B (not a former prom attendee)
    3. -> A =C

    Ashley is TOTALLY like Han Solo. She might even be Han Solo. And there is no way only one of these propositions could be false. Aristotle WINS!

    • Ashley Cardiff

      YES.

  • Kristen H.

    Amanda – 1
    Jamie – 1
    Lindsay – 3
    Jennifer – 3
    Ashley – 3
    Jen – 2
    Jessica – 3

  • Dara

    Amanda – 1
    Jamie – 3
    Lindsay – 3
    Jennifer – 3
    Ashley – 3
    Jen – 1
    Jessica – 3

  • Reema

    4 hours ago

    Amanda – 1
    Jamie – 2
    Lindsay – 2
    Jennifer – 2
    Ashley – 2
    Jen – 1
    Jessica – 1

  • Kate

    Amanda- 2- Courtney Love
    Jamie- 3- Crying
    Lindsay- 3- dress borrowing
    Jennifer-2- Opus Dei
    Ashley-3- Proof
    Jen-1- goose chase
    Jessica-3- Schnapps

  • Sabrina

    Amanda 2- Courtney Love
    Jamie 1- Nine Inch Nails
    Lindsay 3- 8 different dances
    Jennifer 2-Opus Dei
    Ashley 3-Ashley is like Han Solo
    Jen 2- Broken arm
    Jessica 3- Peppermint schnapps

  • SO

    Ashley: 1
    Jamie: 3
    Lindsay: 3
    Jennifer: 2
    Jessica: 2
    Ashley: 3. All don’t have to be true. This isn’t definitive proof she is like Han Solo :p
    Jen: 3

  • Breezy

    When do we get to know?? The suspense is killing me!

  • Lindsay

    Amanda – 2
    Jamie – 1
    Lindsay – 3
    Jennifer W – 2
    Ashley – no lies, she’s totally like Han Solo
    Jen D – 2
    Jessica – 2