This man will not be denied his fried fish.
Basically, this 350 pound man ate 12 servings of fried fish, then had 8 more. He ate all the fried fish. And now he will picket. Even though it provided him with a pretty substantial amount. He is picketing every weekend. Presumably forever.
Why is his gluttony so delightful!?
Really, this is everything wrong with the world we live in, which is probably why this concept was already parodied on The Simpsons. I do not care. I want him to have the freedom to be a super-glutton. I want fishmongers to keep their promises. Their crispy, salty, battered promises.
He looks so tired, too. Why? Because they did not give him enough fish to keep up his energy for this continued crusade.
This shit never would have happened if Jesus had been around.
MORE FISH FOR THIS MAN! MORE LOAVES, TOO!