Make a "V" with your fingers, which registers to regular people as a peace sign but which seasoned paparazzi know to be a signal that you're about to show them your vulva.
Pose for the paps in your leather dress, fur epaulettes, false appendages and absurd hat like everything is normal.
Make a "V" with your fingers, which registers to regular people as a peace sign but which seasoned paparazzi know to be a signal that you're about to show them your vulva.
Get into a car. Pose with a tiny bit of your vulva showing.
Continue getting into the car while flashing the rest of it, seemingly by accident.
Hold it there for juuuust long enough for them to zoom in a little bit on it while still maintaining plausible deniability.
Pretend to be embarrassed and drive off in your snake-mobile.























