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Step 6
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Pretend to be embarrassed and drive off in your snake-mobile.
Step 1
Pose for the paps in your leather dress, fur epaulettes, false appendages and absurd hat like everything is normal.
Step 2
Make a "V" with your fingers, which registers to regular people as a peace sign but which seasoned paparazzi know to be a signal that you're about to show them your vulva.
Step 3
Get into a car. Pose with a tiny bit of your vulva showing.
Step 4
Continue getting into the car while flashing the rest of it, seemingly by accident.
Step 5
Hold it there for juuuust long enough for them to zoom in a little bit on it while still maintaining plausible deniability.
Step 6
Pretend to be embarrassed and drive off in your snake-mobile.

























