For the record, I still think Lindsay Lohan playing Elizabeth Taylor isn’t a bad idea. They’re both troubled! They both love jewels! They have substance abuse problems!
However, looking at Elizabeth Taylor in this photo, you remember how stupidly beautiful she is. Dude, she had mutant eyelashes. And she was just luminous. Richard Burton once said that “she is beautiful beyond the dreams of pornography,” which, I mean, yeah. Yeah. Look at her.
Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan looks, well, kind of tired. But I still think she can do this! Just dye your hair black and will yourself into being luminous, Lindsay!- Daily Mail