• Wed, May 30 2012

Here Is A Song About The Difference Between Dating At 29 And 31

Oh, God, this isn’t true, right? I don’t understand why the Haitian earthquake happened!

That said,

“When God closes a door her opens a window.”
“You realize that’s a smaller opening, right? You used to be able to walk out the front door and now you have to climb out some slightly ajar window, possibly falling five stories to your death. That is not an upgrade.”

This is everything I have ever wanted to say about that homily. – Buzzfeed

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  • Magda

    Oh my god! They’ve made a song about my biggest fear! Okay… maybe not my biggest fear… But its up there.

  • Alma

    Ah! I love them, I’ve seen Garfunkel and Oats live on many occasions, they make me happy.