Jessica Simpson popped, as you know. Baby Maxwell is here. They are on the cover of People magazine. The only thing remotely interesting about this image is wondering whether or not Jessica pocketed as much as she will for her Weight Watchers endorsement. She reportedly made $800,000 off the shoot. How wholesome.
Here is some stuff she said:
“Life has completely changed,” Simpson, 31, tells PEOPLE exclusively. “From how I sleep to what I think about, Maxwell has definitely taken over everything! We stare at her all the time. We can’t get enough!”
Besides staring, Jessica and Maxwell spend their days counting piles of ill-begotten money and shitting themselves.
(People)
