How To Remain Fashionable During The Zombie Apocalypse

As Jennifer pointed out the other day, shit’s about to get really scary with the Zombie Apocalypse about to take down civilization as we know it. Who knew the world would end like this? The Mayans may have predicted the end of humanity, but I’m quite sure there were no zombies eating people on Florida highways in there predictions.

While Jennifer covered her plan to defend herself against the zombies who are about to eat our brains and turn us into flesh-eating zombies like them, I think we should discuss what the hell we’re going to wear. Just because things are going to get bloody, gruesome and overall terrifying as fuck, we still must not completely lose our cool; we still must remain fashionable as we fight against these zombies. That’s what Coco Chanel would want.

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