Here’s What Tanning Mom Looked Like Before She Was Tan

Once upon a time, Tanning Mom — the New Jersey lady accused of taking her 5-year-old into a tanning booth with her — wasn’t quite so tan. Indeed, once, she looked just like the rest of us. As a refresher, here’s what Tanning Mom looks like now:

And here’s what she looked like long ago:


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    • Aj

      Chelsea Handler?

      • HB

        OMG. My thoughts exactly!

    • Eileen

      I can see it. If you retouched her skin color on Photoshop or something similar, I’m pretty sure that’s what she’d look like…pretty and human-looking.

    • Amber

      uhh she wasn’t the best looking but def better than the rotisserie pork she looks like now. Its a shame…

    • MrEthiopian

      Looks like tan in a bottle, put on by a blind mute with a squirt gun.

      Ya think she has any mirrors in her house?

    • Vonda Overlie

      UMMMM NOOOO She didnt look spectacular before…. Bikini model… Really???

    • Randy

      Not so much a “model” now…this media wh0re looks more like a dried up catcher’s mitt or an extra off of Planet of the Apes…WTF?

    • Janai

      i still can’t beleive that…she looks darker than me and i’m african-american!!!

    • Schnell

      An “indistinct philrum” (the feature between the nose and mouth) and thin upper lip are characteristics of fetal alchohol syndrome. Just sayin’.

      • Schnell

        Philtrum that is. Doh.

    • Bob

      Faces of Meth.