Miss Rhode Island USA Olivia Culpo Is Crowned Miss USA

Last night, a conventionally attractive twenty-year-old beat out a bunch of identical ones to win a contest with no bearing on reality. Not just any pageant, though: the one that isn’t Miss America. Yes, Olivia Culpo–Miss Rhode Island–will take a year off from her studies (!?!?!) at Boston University to perform various Miss USA duties, the nature of which is unclear.

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    • alexandra

      If you told me that these photos are actually of last year’s Miss USA winner, I would believe you.

      • MM

        YES. THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME. I think a large part of is probably the identical makeup they all wear, though.

    • Jon

      they really need to start letting more transgenders compete if only to shake things up.

    • Nicole O.

      Olivia is gorgeous.

      She’s a model for Karmaloop/PLNDR. I knew she looked familiar.

    • Eileen

      She plays the cello. I can’t help kind of liking her for that reason alone.