Here is a waking nightmare in five minutes. The Kardashians took some footage from their vacation to the Dominican Republic–why did they need a vacation? isn’t their wholeÂ existenceÂ just buying designer shit and whining?–and cobbled together a music video… for “Hypnotize” by the Notorious B.I.G.
Inside, you’ll experience Scott Disick wearing a do-rag! Bruce Jenner feeling on Kris Jenner‘s ass. Kim Kardashian popping in a pool. Listless mimingÂ by people who barely even know the chorus. Designer stuff! Prada sunglasses! More leopard print than you ever imagine in a single frame! Caftans! Bikinis! Hate.