The MTV Movie Awards were last night and since our target demo isn’t 14-year-olds, we’re not going to pander and pretend your care anything about that. Here’s the red carpet. Like all MTV events, it was fraught with micro-minis and… stupid, stupid peplums? Did you learn nothing from the Met Gala, famous people? See Emma Watson, Emma Stone, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Elizabeth Banks, Paris Hilton and more.