• Wed, Jun 6 2012

Why Is Justin Bieber Wearing A Scull Mask?

Oh, the whipper snappers these days, with their engagements and their vodka eye drops, what will the kids think up next? Ahead of the trends heartthrob Justin Bieber is apparently making a statement in London with a glittery skull face mask.

Back in my day people only wore these if you were a dentist, or Michael Jackson and your face was falling off (too soon?), so I assume he’s hiding something under there. Herpes? Gingivitis? The beginning of a little mustache?

Either way I really hope this doesn’t catch on. Mostly because I’m already scared enough of teenagers, also I think it’s a little insensitive what with the Zombie/Cannibalism Apocalypse going on.

-Via The Frisky

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