Exactly how many fucks do you think Tracy Mabb, a Florida woman who was arrested on Tuesday, gives about her public nudity? Zero. She gives zero fucks. But that did not stop her from delivering an amazing mug shot when she was arrested this week.
According to the Sun-Sentinel:
Mabb began peeling off clothes while standing in the 800 block of South Dixie Highway about 5:40 p.m. Tuesday, according to a Broward Sheriff’s Office report.
She pulled her long shirt up in front of drivers and pedestrians and exposed her entire body, including her breasts, vagina and buttocks, in a “complete vulgar and indecent manner,” the report said.
Apparently, this woman was not taught how to expose her vagina in a polite and decent manner. Clearly she is the product of our poor education system on this point.
Mabb was charged with “exposing her sexual organs,” which sounds like a much more dedicated version of public nudity.
When asked to put her shirt back on, she refused and reportedly declared, “I don’t give a fuck.”
(Photo: Miami New Times)