• Thu, Jun 7 2012

Naked Florida Woman Gets Arrested, Delivers Incredible Mug Shot

Exactly how many fucks do you think Tracy Mabb, a Florida woman who was arrested on Tuesday, gives about her public nudity? Zero. She gives zero fucks. But that did not stop her from delivering an amazing mug shot when she was arrested this week.

According to the Sun-Sentinel:

Mabb began peeling off clothes while standing in the 800 block of South Dixie Highway about 5:40 p.m. Tuesday, according to a Broward Sheriff’s Office report.

She pulled her long shirt up in front of drivers and pedestrians and exposed her entire body, including her breasts, vagina and buttocks, in a “complete vulgar and indecent manner,” the report said.

Apparently, this woman was not taught how to expose her vagina in a polite and decent manner. Clearly she is the product of our poor education system on this point.

Mabb was charged with “exposing her sexual organs,” which sounds like a much more dedicated version of public nudity.

When asked to put her shirt back on, she refused and reportedly declared, “I don’t give a fuck.”

(Photo: Miami New Times)

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  • Michael

    I agree that when in public exposing one’s vagina should always be done politely and with utmost decency, versus when done out of public view when anything goes. But, I digress, as this incident report raises questions. Did she really expose her vagina, or was it simply a case of mistaken identity? Perhaps it was only a portion of her vulva that was exposed, but since I wasn’t a witness that is just a wild guess. In recent years, it seems that vaginas are exposed with greater ease and regularity than vulvas. I am not sure how to explain that. Is the old vulva the new vagina?

    • Chris

      Lmao! My question is, how can you tell the difference between an old vagina and an old vulva, anyway??

  • Ecrelinf

    I love you Tracy and if you need to go away from all this hullabaloo
    just contact me
    I don’t publish my Email but I grant the webmaster permission to forward it to you