• Fri, Jun 8 2012

Do You Need A Special Occasion For ‘In The Butt?’

I realize we’ve already covered whether or not women and men like the anal times, but after a conversation with a friend last night, I’m wondering: Does anal call for a special occasion? For some, it does. And if it does, what is that special occasion?

So I get a call from my friend C. She’s been dating this particular fella for six months — as in six months on the dot. The celebration? Handing over her ass to his cock. Why? Well, to quote her: “It had been six months, Mandy, it was time.” My response? “Are you serious?” She: “He had been pleading for it.”

OK.

As a sexual person I’m not above trying new things or indulging in things that are moderately taboo, but I am a bit wary about a timeline in which certain things should be achieved. All I can think of is that scene in Good Will Hunting where Minnie Driver‘s character tells the joke about the husband who wants a blowjob on a particular anniversary, so the wife agrees. What follows is the punchline, but in real life and in the case of my friend, there is no punchline — it’s just anal.

As my curiosity hangs in balance, tell me:

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  • L

    exit only orifice.

  • Ally

    People are really weird about anal. The rules, the judging. I had 2 friends FLIP when I told them I had tried it. I appreciate it, but my ass is not something anyone other than myself should be worried about. I like it and I don’t have any occasion to do it on. Just when we (by this I mean boyfriend and I, not ass and I ahah) feel like it and when we’re patient enough with it.

    • MM

      My friends were shocked when I told them I hadn’t! Actually quote: “You’ve tried heroin, but you’ve never tried anal?”

      Just not my thing. I wish happy assfucking to everyone else, though. Your friends shouldn’t be getting all shame-y on you like that.

  • ADL

    The most effective reply to the Great Anal Request is, ‘Sure! You want me to use a toy or get a strap-on?’

    I ticked the ‘open always’ box (while sniggering), but I’m very equal-opportunity. Whoever makes the request has to go first.

    • Amanda Chatel

      I’m so using this line going forward.

    • Sam

      Probably WAY tmi, but my ex said “strap-on” and these plans went forward despite being unexpected (though obviously I was open to them, otherwise I wouldn’t do it), so be careful with what you offer! :P

    • m

      I’d so go for the strap-on, much better than active anal <3

      I've been looking for a girl like you forever!

    • Tania

      This is similar to my stance. You want it, you take it first!

      I mean, realistically, men are just as likely to enjoy it as women. The male g-spot being accessed from there, and all.

  • Eileen

    How about something in between “birthdays and anniversaries” and “open always”? I’m thinking, “When we’re both in the mood for anal.”

  • Chloe

    Wednesday.