What Your New Favorite Summer Blockbuster Says About Your New Summer Sex Life

 

The familiar burst of icy air conditioning ushers you into the theater. The sidewalk sweat that clings to the back of your shirt suddenly turns cold. You are no longer part of the tired, the sunburned, the huddled masses yearning to eat soft serve. No, you have eagerly shelled out out $15 for a ticket to an overwrought movie — and even sprung for a $9 bucket of buttery popcorn. But which movie should you watch as you spend those two glorious hours in hiding from the humidity?

Escape the sticky dog days with your favorite cinematic blockbuster. It may determine an awful lot about your seasonal sex life. If you’re ready for your summer fling to begin, read on to see what your new favorite flick says about your summer sex life.

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