• Wed, Jun 13 2012

We Found You Some Really Fun Morbid Jewelry

Look, I know you love macabre teddy bear jewelry. Because skulls aren’t creepy enough! What you need are fanged teddy bear skulls. Or your own weird little creature. Thank God there’s somone who recognizes that. All of Heidi Gardner’s creations are inspired by classic artists like “Hieronymus Bosch, Salvador Dali, Otto Dix and Alfred Kubin.. and a passion for vintage thriller films such as The Shining, Clockwork Orange, and The Exorcist.”

Basically, we think you should go out wearing one her pelvic bone bracelets and a pretty floral sundress and talk about whatever happy people talk about and gesture a lot, and then, when people chirp “What’s your bracelet made of?!’, look them dead in the face like you’re in The Shining and say “a pelvis.” We can’t do that. We’ve pulled that shtick too often already. It’s all on you, now.

(Seriously, it’s cool jewelry for weirdos, go check it out here.)

 

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