• Thu, Jun 14 - 2:21 pm ET

Could You Date Someone With Weird Facial Hair?

weird facial hair

I’m specifically wondering about the guy in the middle row on the left.

Seriously. His beard looks like a sea creature crawled out of the ocean and just latched onto his chin an is eating it now. Eating it or has taken up a permanent residence there, as it might a rock in the stormy sea.

But what if this dude had a really good personality? What if he was say, hilarious? What if he was a hilarious tech billionaire who rescued puppies, as his job? (An untapped market, maybe? Like Pinterest for puppy rescuing? Would that work?)

Yeah, it would still be tough, right? How good? How good would their personality have to be?

You should definitely date the top guy in the right hand corner though, because that is Abe Lincoln.

Jesus, I’m so hungry I could eat a chin.

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  • Nancy

    I would date any of them if they were the guy you described, or if they were just trying it out for fun. If they were too attached to get rid of it…. probably not.

  • dolan

    seneca crane pls

  • lucygoosey74

    The ductail. Oh fuck no.

  • Jenny

    My boyfriend currently has a summer job as a pirate on a pirate adventure boat tour, for which he’s grown a thick full beard (see Lincolnic) complete with mustache. He’s preparing to turn it into wild muttonchops soon.
    My feelings: Thank goodness it’s only for the summer. He’s 23 and looks his age with a clean face (and sideburns; they’re my favourite!) but with the heavy beard he looks ancient. We’ll see!

  • Lacy

    My current boyfriend boasts the lovely talent of being able to go from baby-face on Monday to Grizzly Adams on Wednesday. He has very prominent dimples on both cheeks, and when I first met him he had giant mutton chops sculpted into a sharp point that ended at his dimples. Luckily he now has a job that requires him to shave, because I almost couldn’t take him seriously with those things. But I’m glad I did because as it turns out he’s pretty awesome.