• Thu, Jun 14 2012

The First Promo Pictures For Octomom’s ‘Self-Love Video’, Ranked In Ascending Order Of Wrongness

Octomom‘s masturbation porn video: It’s really happening! As previously discussed, this whole thing gives me the sads, not because Octomom is doing porn to support her kids, but because she has said some things in the past about how she really, really did not want to do porn to support her kids. Which leads me to believe this was not actually that much fun for her. Then again, she has since said that it was, so who knows? Am I prepared to call Octomom a liar? Has she been playing coy all along while secretly hoping to become a (masturbation) porn star? Can we laugh at the absurdity of the way she’s being marketed while remaining angry that Nadya Suleman is potentially being exploited? I hope so.

(Via TMZ)

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  • scallywag

    1-800- OCTOMOM TONIGHT

    Don’t you wish you had 14 kids to feed too?

    http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/06/graphic-octomom-nadya-suleman-naked-porn-pictures-released/

  • WTF

    Like she’s not on every government handout available? And why don’t I see any stretch marks? Thank you Photoshop, I guess.

  • MM

    I’m not sure I would confuse “a real safety net” with resources to support a woman who chose to have multiple children via fertility treatments and spend large quantities of money on plastic surgery.

  • Holly

    Is this really marketed toward people who find this sexy or is this kind of a silly, “make fun of this lady” kind of gimmick? Not the slideshow, the actual video. I mean, there is a onesie behind her sexy, sexy wash tub picture.

  • Kj

    Just imagine the 14 kids that popped out of that blacked-out area. Strange fetish indeed.

    Also, I think the lack of stretch marks are due to plastic surgery. (Not just photoshop.)

  • guest

    Though she needs money to support her family, can’t she just get a more adequate job to set a good example to her kids. And she really needs to spend more time with those kids, because I right now they seem pretty ignored; and if your going to have children you need to be there for them.

    • nat

      A ‘more adequate’ job would probably mean she would have less time for her children. This isn’t really a job, she did one video.

  • lucygoosey74

    This gives me the big time skeevies. That being said, I’m not surprized that she’s becoming a little..unhinged, I mean I’ve got one toddler at home and he sends me off the deep end several times a day.
    I cannot even begin to imagine what it is like to have 14 kids, I guarantee I’d be locked up in a padded room somewhere, completely bat-shit crazy. I do not envy this woman.

  • Pronto

    really like that video