Kris Humphries Says Kris Jenner Masterminded Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape

Some newly subpoenaed phone records in the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries divorce case have revealed a disturbing assertion: that not only was Kim Kardashian’s sex tape “leaked” on purpose (duh), but that the entire thing was engineered by momager Kris Jenner, who supposedly even made Kim and Ray J re-shoot it because she didn’t think Kim looked pretty enough the first time around. And who, might I repeat, is her mother. Oh dear.

The strange thing about this tidbit is that it comes not as part of Humphries’ PR strategy to make Kim look bad, but from phone records Kim herself subpoenaed as part of their divorce proceedings. His case, you see, is predicated on the fact that Kim tricked him into thinking their marriage was real, causing him much emotional distress when he finally found out what most of America knew already. Kim subpoenaed texts between Kris and his ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj as a way to prove that Kris was not, in fact, fully invested in their marriage, but constantly texting his ex and talking crap about Kim behind her back. Unfortunately for Kim, though, some of the “crap” Kris talked about her actually sounds pretty believable.

Is it really worth keeping a few extra millions (on which Kim’s in no danger of running low) if it leaves everyone thinking your own mother plotted your Vivid Celeb debut? Which would be pretty fucked up, even for Kris Jenner, no? Short answer: yes, because money and attention are Kim’s two favorite things, and this will get her a whole bunch of both of them. I can’t wait to see what else comes out as Kim and her simian ex each try for a Pyrrhic victory over the other.

(Via TMZ)

Image credit: Kim Kardashian, Superstar

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    • Maggie

      OH MY GOD that picture is disturbing. Ew. Ew ew ew.

    • Sabrina

      Ok, that picture is enough to make me barf. And to never ever ever want to see more of that tape. That is so disgusting.

    • Marie

      Really Disturbing.

    • John

      That picture is gross.

    • Mike Oxsolong

      She is kissing a chimp.

    • maddie

      simian, really? out of all the creepy, skanky adjectives that fit RayJ you choose simian? presumably because he’s black? wow. i didn’t know thegloss allowed their writers to be so racist. won’t be reading anymore

      • Oliver Gogarty

        You’re the one who made that connection.

      • Steph

        I’m pretty sure the word simian was directed towards Kris Humphries , not Ray J.