Jessica Simpson tweeted the above self-portrait over the weekend along with the caption, “Just taking a walk around the block… Street legal???” If we didn’t know any better, we’d suspect she’s referring to her breasts.
But we have so many more questions! Why is her mouth open? What is between her breasts? Is her hair made of human hair? Where does every blonde in Hollywood keep getting such obnoxious sunglasses? What color are her nails? Whatever color it is, is that color “over” now?