Were You Wondering What Happened To Paris Hilton?

Also – remember Paris Hilton?

No, really. I remember her! Memories of my teen years are peppered with her. I mean, in her way, Paris Hilton set the standard for every reality tv star we see today (come from a “good” family, wear very little clothing, have a sex tape). And by every reality TV star I mostly mean Kim Kardashian, because I really do not watch all that much reality tv – but I think you see where I’m going with this. I also remember one period where she was engaged to some kind of prince? And when we all followed her going to jail? Regardless of the fact that she seemed to be trying to be vapid, and she didn’t really accomplish much, I always thought that somehow, things would work out well for Paris Hilton. I mean, she’d get married, start doing charity work, generally find some sort of real calling and stability in life. And stop doing horribly advised things like, specifically, The House of Wax.

Paris Hilton is now 31.

She is a DJ. In Brazil.

She plays essentially the same music they play at my gym. This:

She was booed off the stage on her first set.

I feel pretty legitimately sad about this. – Buzzfeed


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    • Beverly

      ummmmm what!? is this what happens to you when you turn 31? Shit. I’ve got about 9 months before my life goes down hill and I resort to playing shitty top 40 club mixes at a bar that doesn’t understand me and I attempt to woo them by showing a looped video of me being playful with my hair. What?

    • Jamie Peck

      I actually got indignant on the techno people’s behalf because I KIND OF LIKE TECHNO NOW, WHO AM I?

    • lucygoosey74

      No, Beverly, there is still hope. I’m 37 and have never had the experience of being a sucky “dj” (and I use that tern loosly) in Brazil.
      Plant a garden..get some cats..do whatever.
      Just don’t do that.

    • Justine

      She’s OBVIOUSLY playing a prerecorded cd/tape. That’s NOT DJing by an means. She doesn’t even touch the “turn tables” or “decks” what a bimbo. Get a life. I’d shoot myself in the eye before i ever listened to any music made by her. And that’s not what i called music in the least.