• Tue, Jun 26 2012

Face Recognition Tool Helps You Find The Porn Star You Resemble Most

Have you ever been watching porn and experienced a strange, piercing sensation? At first prick, it may seem like guilt or self-loathing, but it’s actually vanity. What’s missing is you.

Yes, Naughty America has discovered the solution to no one’s problems and it comes in the form of a facial recognition tool that helps you find porn stars who look like you. Or your significant other. Or, perhaps more likely, your ex.

Naughty America president Eddie Arenas told HuffPO: ”It’s going to revolutionize how people search porn and site content, plus, people have fun with it. They’ll look up celebrities — like a picture of Kim Kardashian — and their friends … It’s a great way to explore our entire library.”

Here’s one of the testimonies posted on Naughty America:

Adriana Lima might be one of the sexiest Victoria’s Secret Angels and one of my favorite celebrities to date. She has an amazing body and an exotic face and I wanted to find her perfect match so she could be my one and only angel tonight. I ran the super model through the face recognition program and found my own celebrity look alike pornstars!

Alas, the accompanying results aren’t terribly compelling:

Users can upload any photo they like and Naughty America e-mails the results. We tried out with Sasha Grey and Blake Lively but the site’s backed up at the moment. We will update with results.

As if this whole thing wasn’t already a bit foreboding, Arenas adds that a body part recognition tool may be next: “We will phase in iterations. They may include men, body parts… We kind of touch on real life fantasies here.”

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  • Alexis H

    I just tried it and the uploader tool immediately asked me to submit an email address because “the search was going to take a long time and they’ll email me the results.” Sure.

    I’m sad, I really want to play with this but I’m terrified of porn spam!

    • ahmed

      my name niaz how can you help me because i want to play with a porn star girl
      and wanna making movie with them please if you can help me so mall at ahmed.niaz41@yahoo.com

  • MM

    Facial recognition programs basically suck. I mean, anyone remember that celebrity-look-a-like program? Surely there are porn stars out there who look a little more like Adriana Lima.

  • Geoffrey Celen

    Not a bad tool, I’m going to recommend it to http://theporndude.com/ to put it in their useful software section.

  • footfetish

    Hi May tell me the full name of this baby?
    Thanks

  • everhottest

    I am in search of these two ladies. please help.

  • vicky46

    Please tell me the name of this pornstar

  • tuna133

    http://prntscr.com/3csua2
    can anyone tell me her name??