Vice Magazine has this insightful, deadly serious article about the sturm und drang of dating wealthy ladies. Namely “Rich girls are hot because their moms are hot. But they’re also insane because their dads are inbred sociopaths with Nazi fetishes.” But they are hot and have maids! Haven’t you men realized you cannot have it all? Don’t you even read the Atlantic?
Also, rich girls are all secretly Republicans, masquerading as Democrats, who will eventually say something like “Well, I don’t see why I should have to give away all my money to other people,” and “Daddy didn’t go on food stamps, he went out and started a company/formed Duran Duran.”