Men Tell Us: If They’d Date A Rich Girl

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Vice Magazine has this insightful, deadly serious article about the sturm und drang of dating wealthy ladies. Namely “Rich girls are hot because their moms are hot. But they’re also insane because their dads are inbred sociopaths with Nazi fetishes.” But they are hot and have maids! Haven’t you men realized you cannot have it all? Don’t you even read the Atlantic?

Also, rich girls are all secretly Republicans, masquerading as Democrats, who will eventually say something like “Well, I don’t see why I should have to give away all my money to other people,” and “Daddy didn’t go on food stamps, he went out and started a company/formed Duran Duran.”

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    • Haley

      Fred wins.

      • Dan

        I’m “Dan.” Fred wins.

    • awe

      Yay, I love how males are called men but females are just girls! You should do a post on why people are so afraid of the word “woman.”

    • MR

      I don’t agree with a lot of these guys’ opinions. I hung out with a lot of rich younger females when I was in my teens and had sex with a lot of them. They were and still are hardcore Liberals. Their parents are retired now, but were big shots in advertising, publishing and TV.

    • Sugar

      Is Fred a Vicar? I hope so. He sounds hot.