Why hello there, anyone who’s not partying too hard to read right now. Whether you’ve taken some time out from flipping burgers to retreat to the comforting, antisocial arms of the internet, or you’re one of those poor souls who’s stuck at work (hi), I’m glad you’re still here to celebrate America and shit with me. And what could be more patriotic than looking at some model boobs? Candice Swanepoel‘s, to be exact. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. Fuck yeah, apple pie, imperialism, stars and stripes, exterminate all the brutes, etc.
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