• Sun, Jul 8 2012

Gurl‘s ‘Sexy Times’: You Sent Naked Photos Of Yourself? Pfft. Join The Club.

I know about 100 of you just stopped sending naked photos of yourself to your significant other just so you could read this post! You did! Didn’t you?

Before you hit “send,” maybe you should reconsider exactly what you’re doing. Unless you’re a fame whore whose first and last name both start with a “K” and whose current boyfriend’s first name starts with a “K,” then totally go for it, because that just seems to be how your roll. (Did everyone get that riddle or am I the only one impressed with myself on that one?)

While sending photos is a fun way to get things revved up or to tease your partner, you should prepare for those photos not to stay put. Unless you’re Howie Mandel, any celebrity naked pictures will more than likely end up in the possession of TMZ. If you’re not a celebrity but know your ass is looking damn fine from that angle, then it’s probably safe to assume that your lover’s eyes are not the only ones going to see them. Every time a fella has sent me a photo of his cock (and, tragically, it’s happened more times than I’d like to admit), the first thing I do is show my friends. I mean, come on! How can you not? If only to chant, “I told you it was HUGE,” while doing so.

Before you know it everyone whose anyone has seen your vagina and the fact that you’ve had an E shaved into your pubic hair for your boyfriend Eric. Nice job. Once those photos are leaked, there is no un-leaking — we’re not dealing with a sink here. You will have to confront either you partner if they were the ones forwarding the photos, or if it just happens that his phone fell in the wrong hands (which clearly happens all the time), you will have to go to the source and have it out with them — nicely, of course. If it’s some pesky thing like TMZ, you can threaten a lawsuit, but if it’s a bunch of girls in your biology class who are behind it, well, good luck with all that.

So before you get your panties in a bunch or start making a duck face while lovingly looking at your boobs for the ideal sexy photo op, hear Sara Hoots from Gurl‘s “Sexy Times” out. Not only is she bringing the term “boo” back, but she has some advice, too.

 

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  • Lastango

    Nope, no pix. But when I was hot & bothered I did send a couple of naughty letters. They were well-received, and I did follow up. (In matters of lust and passion, there’s nothing worse than empty talk…)

  • Sam

    I am ALL ABOUT naked photos. I like my body better naked than with clothes on so sometimes I wish I could just walk around like that. But I cover up any distinguishing tattoos and never put my face in the photos because hellllllllll no.