Before the Fifty Shades Of Grey movie comes out and ruins every housewife’s fantasy of what Christian Grey should look like, some “scientists” took it upon themselves to use e-fit imaging software (usually used to do important things like draw criminal sketches… or create possible celebrity face combinations) to generate the fictional bondage-loving billionaire’s sexy man face.
Unfortunately, the result is pretty boring.
I was hoping for some grisly man beast or at least some sort of scar to show this dude had balls. Instead, all we get is probably the most generic Rom Com star chiseled out of stone. He looks like he should be kissing a girl in the rain in a Nicholas Sparks movie. I mean, it makes sense, these “scientists” (being a scientist sounds fun!) created the image based on 12 women’s descriptions of how they imagined the character, and most of the women drew from movie stars that all tend to look like the ideal “handsome man” with high cheek bones and tousled hair.
What they came up with was a combination of Brad Pitt‘s jaw line, Patrick Demsey‘s eyes, David Beckham‘s face shape and Val Kilmer‘s lips. I would have thrown in some Ryan Gosling brow furrowing, but I guess that’s what the women want.
We will have to wait to see who is cast as the sadist businessman, but it’s good to know whoever it is will probably look just like every other man in Hollywood, and that’s what we were all imagining anyway, right?
-Via The Daily Mail