Since we fucked up and missed National No Bra Day yesterday, not only can we make up for it by not wearing a bra today, but we can also indulge in far too many Piña Coladas at Happy Hour this evening because it’s National Piña Colada Day! Hooray!
If it takes a “national” holiday to justify some behavior we would otherwise avoid, then so be it. Whether it be frozen or on the rocks, it is your duty to go out to the closest Chili’s and order a bunch of these. Then by night’s end, whoever has the most paper umbrellas from their drinks, wins! And you thought you were just going to be drinking a regular old beer at Happy Hour tonight. Pfft. How wrong you were, my friend.
Just make sure that your attire, in some way, pays homage to its Puerto Rican roots as it has been the “official” beverage of Puerto Rico since 1978! Please see the photo below as inspiration for achieving this look. I’m pretty sure this fella lives in my neighborhood.