How To Describe Yourself In Three Words

I think about this a lot.

1) Skinner box baby

2) Hi, I’m Smeagol!


Hi, hi, hi!

3) Soul, not soldier

4) Bold, not boulder

5) Probably not psychic.

6) Lady Bird Johnson.

7) Look at me.

8) Hate reindeer games

9) I’ve broken bad.

10) Moves like Hawking.

11) Lula Mae Barnes.

12) I hobble alone.

13) God, hold me.

Picture via “Why Aren’t We On OkCupid?”, The Hairpin

Smeagol picture via Lord of the Rings

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