Pick Of The Week: Behold The World’s Most Terrifying Bath Mat

Would you like your house guests to make frequent 911 calls from the toilet because it looks like someone was just murdered in your bathroom? Would you like to shock yourself awake in the morning with the brief belief that you stepped on something sharp and are now bleeding to death? Or maybe you just wish Patrick Bateman were real so you could kiss and marry him? Then have I got the bath mat for you!

The aptly named Blood Bath Bath Mat is made of durable acrylic and is perfect for all of your decoration needs. It comes pre-stained with the blood of the innocent, and will turn your house into a horror movie set in no time. It also comes with a non-slip backing, because you can never be too careful about safety when pretending to be stabbed. Special two-for-one mother/son discount if your name is Norman Bates.

($21.99)

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    • Nancy

      I’d totally buy this!

    • Amanda

      I own this bathmat! I also have a matching shower curtain.

    • Trish

      I was hoping this was some kind of fancy thing that turned red when wet feet stepped on it.

      Someone needs to make one like that!

    • Ninargh

      There’s an even more awesome one that’s white until you get it wet! THEN the bloody splotches show up. Alas, I can’t find the link right now…

    • lucygoosey74

      I need this!