• Mon, Jul 16 - 1:00 pm ET

Miley Cyrus Goes Blonde, Taylor Swift Brunette, World Still Manages To Spin

Two big stories today in the world of unapologetic frivolity: Miley Cyrus hasn’t had your attention for a few days and she’s not quite in nipslip country yet so she dyed her hair blonde, while “country cutie” Taylor Swift denies her heritage and actually toned down the blonde, enough to even qualify as a light brunette.

First things first: Miley Cyrus tweeted over the weekend that she has to do duckface in ever photo now because she’s no longer one of them cerebral dark haireds, we guess. Here’s a look:

Cute picture, though.

Next up, Taylor Swift’s latest round of images from her hilariously controversial CoverGirl campaign have landed and they feature the world’s blondest blonde person as… not blonde:

Pretty much everything we know about Taylor Swift is summed up in her blondeness, so this is unsettling new territory for us. Moreover, it’s hard to tell how well it works on her around all that Photoshopping (unless the dye removed her pores also).

And here is one more for your scrutinizing pleasure:

We suppose it’s just as likely that the new look is yet more Photoshop magic. But pretend for us. Pretend for us and vote:

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(via Twitter, CoverGirl)

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  • Ally

    Awwww Miley is so cute! I don’t think rainbow hair could even make Taylor interesting though.

    • Alyssa Hayes

      it certainly couldn’t make you interesting

  • Amy

    Taylor Swift is even more boring than she was before.

    Miley Cyrus looks better blonde, but I don’t really find anything appealing about her face.

    P.S. The Gloss has gotten so much more enjoyable in the last few months. I click on pretty much every headline now, y’all are awesome!

    • Ashley Cardiff

      We appreciate it!

    • Alyssa Hayes

      taylor isn’t boring. your personality is.

  • Hana

    Taylor Swift’s new look is beyond drab. It’s bad enough she had to choose the dullest brown shade ever, but then she straightened her lion’s mane and now she looks like every other plain jane I guess!! I like Miley Cyrus’s new hair, it’s very beachy.

    • Aya

      I like Taylor Swift’s hair. Miley Cyrus’s hair is like every other lady walking around in Walmart. Not saying it looks bad, but she has the same hair as 80% of the girls where I live.

    • Alyssa Hayes

      you know, i think it was just brown for the ad. i haven’t seen her brunette in anything else.