Let’s Re-gender. Thanks.
We as a society have become somewhat inured to the “It’s always better when the stripper is crying” brand of humor.
Would straight men like comedy clubs if most of the comics were seven foot tall gay men talking about how it’s hilarious to rape straight men (yeah, yeah, The Onion), but also how stupid straight men are and how gross their dicks are? (I do think the size issue is important — if you’ve spent your whole life aware of the fact that the majority of men can physically overpower you, something in the back of your brain lights the fuck up at even a “hilarious” “fake” threat.)
Let’s re-gender! You know what’s hilarious about a male stripper? When it turns out he’s got two kids at home he’s trying to feed by showing off his body, even though he doesn’t want to. Ha, what a dick.
Here is a list of “Your Dad” jokes that I generated by Googling “list of your mom jokes” and making some simple gender substitutions:
Your dad is so fat his blood type is rocky road.
Your dad is so poor when I rang the doorbell he stuck his head out the window and yelled “Ding dong!”
Your dad’s armpits so stink so bad he put on Right Guard and it went left.
Your dad’s so fat, scientists have declared his ass to be the 10th planet.
Your dad’s so poor he can’t even pay attention!
Your dad’s so poor he chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Your dad is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the motherfucker.
Your dad is so ugly your Grandma threw him on the street and was charged for littering.
Your dad is like a bowling ball — gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and comes back for more.
How do you feel about these? I guess if you hate fat people and poor people, you might like these jokes. But overall, this small selection of “your dad” jokes paints a picture of a man so economically beaten down that he is involved in an exploitative sexual relationship. That makes me kind of sad.