TAYLOR SWIFT IN VIRGINAL WHITE, EVERYBODY.
We can't tell if this is super boring or "ladylike in a Fifth Element" kind of way.
TAYLOR SWIFT IN VIRGINAL WHITE, EVERYBODY.
Good lord. Lea Michelle looks like she fell into a deep fryer.
Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez love Zuhair Murad, too. He's pretty much declared war on eyeballs.
Also. Worst shoes of all time.
Overcame a lot of bullying and personal struggle to walk the red carpet last night.
This is unsuitable for a red carpet, even the Teen Choice's.
This makes Selena's outfit look Oscar-worthy.
Jepsen wears more makeup than a Kardashian in a clown costume, but we kind of like her printed blazer.
This is just weird.
Everything was kind of weird.
So many solid color safety choices.
So tiring to look at.
Ugh. Go read a book or something.
Ugh. Go read 100 books.
You know that recurring nightmare people have where you're on stage and suddenly realize you're naked? We have that dream, only instead of being naked, we are dressed like this.
These guys!
Gwen looks pretty amazing.
Very bad. Very, very bad.
No.
What the shit?
Usually makes things interesting; this also feels weirdly boring.
