Elton John Rips Madonna A New One

I guess that if you’re going to get yourself a new asshole, it may as well be ripped by someone like Elton John, but DAMN did he have some unkind words for Madonna. During an interview with Australian journalist Molly Meldrum on Sunday Night, the “Crocodile Rock” singer had this to say about our favorite Material Girl:

“She’s such a nightmare. Her career is over, I can tell you that…Her tour is a disaster and it couldn’t happen to a bigger cunt.”

He dropped the c-bomb, y’all. And it didn’t stop there:

“If Madonna had any common sense, she would have made a record like Ray of Light, stayed away from the dance stuff and just been a great pop singer and made great pop records, which she does brilliantly…she looks like a fucking fairground stripper.”

Let that sink in for a minute, ladies, because if you ever find yourself in decades-long feud with someone who is — or isn’t! — a pop legend, you need to know that THAT IS THE WAY YOU DO IT. That is the way you debate.

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    • lucygoosey74

      Ha! A “fucking fairground stripper”! Brilliant!
      I must admit that my snarky side really loved this post. Madonna was my idol in 1984 when I was 10, I thought she was the bees knees. Now I just think she’s acting desparate and pathetic. LOOK AT ME AND MY 53 YEAR OLD BOOBS! SHOCKING!

      • Jessica P. Ogilvie

        I KNOW. “Fairground stripper” is fucking amazing.

    • Newt

      I wish I had th knack for compl-i-nsults of that caliber.

    • IJ

      Good for him! Someone had to say something.

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      • Jessica P. Ogilvie

        OMG YES. It’s not too late!