18 Fool-Proof Ways To Start A Fight With Your Boyfriend

I love fighting, I just love it. My mother told me I should go to law school but instead I became a freelance writer and date guys that I can argue with. It wasn’t the smartest career choice, but I think my brain gets a healthier work out fighting them than it would fighting fraud and billing hours. I think.

Sometimes I feel pent up and crazy and need to take that craziness out on someone. That someone is, inevitably, the poor soul I call my boyfriend. Feeling hostile? Here are 18 sure-fire ways to pick a fight with your man.

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    • scarlett

      The cover pic is AmaZING!!!!! That makes me proud to be a Sox fan. BTW #19 if his is a Sports fan, suddunly become a fan of his rival team (Red Sox/ Yankees, Ravens/ Steelers, ect.) It will piss him off to NOOOOO end.

    • WTF Pancakes

      Alas, the cover pic is a ‘shop. Here’s the original: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mikey-wilson-middle-finger-kid

      • scarlett

        :( … The original one was cute. But this Mass-hole is sad that its shopped. I’m sure somewhere out there, there is a picture like this for real.

    • samwise

      I’ve never been in a relationship where I’ve been able to just get mad for no reason,
      I can’t imagine what this would be like!?

    • http://www.facebook.com/nancy.madore.7 Nancy Madore

      This is hilarious!

    • Davetta

      Love it, fecking hilarious. Just had drunken spat with my boyfriend so needed a laugh. Tomorrow I shall play passive aggressive and pretend everything is ok whilst sorting breakfast only for myself and muttering “what a cock” under my breath. Oh yeah.

    • What Scumbag Does This Shit?

      You make me sick, Brandy Alexander, you fat ugly pig.

    • Kylie

      You are a disgrace to women, how can anyone stand to date this narcissistic disgusting excuse for a human being? To all the women who think this is hilarious take a moment to consider if this was a men’s magazine. Reversing the roles I’m sure you’d claim it was sexist and abusive. Grow the fuck up and stay out of relationships until you’re ready to treat the other person with respect.

    • Girls are moronic

      What is wrong with you people?!?!

    • Devout Masculist

      Eat shit and fucking die.

    • Em

      Wow, can none of you see this is obvious satire? Really?

    • nina

      What the heck? This sounds like it counts definitely as emotional abuse, not acceptable.

    • What the hell

      This should be called, “how to get dumped in under 30 seconds”