• Tue, Aug 7 2012

Free Vibrators From A Hot Dog Cart On The Street? Yes, Please.

Trojan is trying to break some sort of record by handing out the most free vibrators ever. Well, that’s what they’re claiming tomorrow and Thursday will result in when they hand out 10,000 (FREE!) vibrators from, get this, hot dog carts. The carts that have been renamed “pleasure carts” for the event can be spotted in Central Park for those who would like to get their hands on the freebies. The brand plans to distribute 5,000 each of two different vibrators, so those walking by can have their choice, of course. Because if you’re handing out free goodies, especially ones that people will actually be using, variation is key in any marketing ploy.

The Trojan truck stopped by TheGloss offices about a year ago and a few of us went down there to see what we could score. Both Wright and I walked back upstairs with our arms full of vibrators. Although I’ve given two away, I can attest to the fact that the one I kept isn’t too bad for a vibrator you can pick up at your local pharmacy.

If you’re lucky enough to be in Central Park tomorrow or Thursday and see those hot dog carts, you should walk on up to one, put out your hand and demand your free toy. How could you not? Everyone loves free stuff — especially vibrators and cupcakes. If I knew what was good for me, I’d quit this writing thing, paint an old ice cream truck hot pink, call it “Mandy’s Pleasure On Wheels” and start making lives better with free sex toys and sweets. I don’t know how I’d make any money, but giving back to the community isn’t about profit; it’s about frosting and orgasms.

 

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  • lucygoosey74

    My city is so fucking lame, if there was a vibrator cart on the streets for 5 minutes, there would be soccer moms protesting, general outrage, it would be the talk of the town (and not in a good way) for weeks.
    I’m sure there would be some religious group preaching about how it is destroying the moral fiber of all humanity too.
    Yep, that’s how it would go down in my fucking lame city.

  • Renee

    Trojan, you are getting a slow smile and nod of approval from me on this one. Well done.