I will always think of Victoria Beckham as Posh Spice, and Posh Spice wasn’t even my favorite. Baby Spice was my favorite. I guess because I was 10 and thought it would be awesome to be a woman-child forever, and that lollipops were delicious. Regardless. Let’s take a look at Victoria Beckham/Posh Spice before she became the radiant fembot she is today (and I mean that as a compliment. I love fembots. Love them.) God, she’s come a long way.