• Tue, Aug 14 2012

Carry A Weapon Discreetly AND Fashionably With Your Flashbang Holster, The Holster For Women

As we all know, women need stuff marketed specifically toward them. How else would we guess a bestselling new book is for us if it weren’t for that lipstick kiss on the cover?

…Unfortunately, for a long time, firearms have been the exclusive dominion of men. There haven’t been any products that speak to our unique lady needs (spinning classes and probiotic yogurt, mostly). Have you ever tried tucking a pistol into the small of your back while wearing fucking capri pants? Even the cutest little 9mm is going to look like a damn tumor.

Thankfully, Flashbang Holsters is here to help. The company makes discreet, sexy holsters that won’t cause unsightly lumps and bumps under all the latest fashions. Though they offer several styles (one that goes with your favorite pair of lowrise jeans!), the namesake product–the Flashbang Holster–actually rests beneath/between your breasts, so you can (conveniently?) lift your shirt and fire. Finally, you can pack heat and preserve your silhouette. Also, there’s a few dozen Sarah Palin jokes in here, you can suss ‘em out yourself.

Please watch the video immediately. The phrase, “I call this my ‘yoga pants’ holster,” is used.

(Flashbang Holster via Twitter)

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  • Jennifer Wright

    Oh my God. Do not carry a gun to yoga class. OR DO.

  • Meghan

    I am scared that woman is going to shoot herself in the foot.

  • Amy S.

    Great products! I own several Looper holsters. I’m glad there’s a company like this that caters to women’s needs in the holster department. If you don’t carry I guess it might seem odd, but for those of us who do it’s a blessing!

  • Christine

    LOVE LOVE LOVE my Flashbang! Those women out there that shoot and would like a better way to carry their pistol concealed (legally) love it too! If you are buying any kind of holster to carry a gun you obviously need proper firearm training. This holster is perfectly safe and those that think we are going to shoot ourselves have not had the chance to hold and see the holster in person.