Robert Pattinson went on “The Daily Show” last night to talk about his new movie, “Cosmopolis,” and his “break-up” with “ex-girlfriend” Kristen Stewart after she “cheated on him” with “Snow White and the Huntsman” director Rupert Sanders.
While there, Jon Stewart offered the awkward British actor a pint of Ben and Jerry’s, telling him, “we’re just a couple of gals, talkin’.”
And all I’m saying is, how fucking awesome would it be for Jon Stewart to be your go-to ice cream eating pal during a break-up? You’d get over that shit so fast. You’d get to that moment where your sobs turn to laughter in record time. And even after he left your apartment, instead of feeling that immediate gut-punch of hollow, empty, crippling loneliness (or so I hear), you’d feel pretty good about yourself, because you’d realize that you’re friends with Jon Stewart. WHO IS YOUR EX FRIENDS WITH?!?
Anyway, here’s the video.