I think I speak for all of us when I say that at the end of every beauty pageant I watch, I’m always left scratching my head and asking: “Why didn’t any of them beatbox?”
Amirite? It’s always the same old snoozer opera arias, the ballet moves recalled from a bygone children’s class, the occasional sad twirl of a baton. Let’s bring it into the new millennium, ladies, or at least into the end of the last one!
Fortunately, Queenierich Rehman, who is competing for the title of Miss World in China, agrees with me. During the talent portion of a recent competition, she bust out with a song, which she then carefully segued into a full-on beatbox performance. And ladies, she fucking killed it. Behold: