• Fri, Aug 17 - 12:31 pm ET

Happy Friday: Here’s A Photo Of Paul Ryan Topless

Although a lot of us already decided we don’t think Paul Ryan is attractive, let alone sexy this topless photo from TMZ may have some of us changing our minds? Anyone? Bueller?

I will admit this shot does him far better justice than some I’ve seen. Not because of his decent body, but because he’s smiling and doesn’t really look like himself. Sometimes un-sexy fellas look hot when they don’t look like themselves. It’s so weird when that happens.

According to TMZ, the photo was taken during a family vacation in Oklahoma six years ago. Who vacations in Oklahoma? Apparently, Paul Ryan. There’s also the claim from sources that this shit is nothing compared to what he’s done to his mid-section since this photo. According to people in the “know,” Ryan actually has some six-pack action going on under those ill-fitting politician-style suits of his thanks to the P90X and cross training that he does every morning at 6am.

A politician with a six-pack? Do we care? Will this help in maintaing our top-level powerhouse spot in the world? I don’t know. But I do know I’d still take my beloved John F. Kennedy, who didn’t have a six-pack, over a six-pack-toting republican any day of the week.

Oh, hello there, Jack. Don't you look dashing!

Ladies and gentlemen, what are your thoughts on this topless Paul Ryan photo?

 

Ryan photo: TMZ

Kennedy photo:  August 19, 1962 (framework.latimes.com)

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  • Fabel

    I’m more looking at his crotch, because I can’t help trying to find an outline on a wet bathing suit crotch. But he does look good overall in this photo, even if I still don’t understand the frenzy surrounding his looks.

    • Amanda Chatel

      And didn’t you mention the other day that there were topless photos of him about to be released or something? Or was I just dreaming about you commenting about him?

      Maybe I dream about your comments every night, Fabel?!?

    • Fabel

      I did mention topless photos in the post about him the other day, so you weren’t dreaming! (it’s totally cool if you do dream about my comments every night, though)

    • Amanda Chatel

      Well as long as you’re cool with it. I’m trying to be more subtle in my creepiness…

  • Tanstaafl2

    I hated it when women admitted to voting for JFK because he was handsome (don’t worry, ladies – you were not alone in your idiocy. Several men admitted to voting for JFK because his wife was beautiful). I hate it just as much now when I hear the same nonsense 50+ years later

    I would hope that American voters would be casting their votes based on issues, positions, and the candidate’s experience and track record.

    • Amanda Chatel

      Yes, anyone who votes for someone based on their looks is indeed an idiot… hence the reason the hoopla over a shirtless Paul Ryan is ridiculous. But hey, that’s how this country rolls sometimes.

    • Dani

      Haha the saddest part is that in Mexico the new president just won over that! 50 years later and women (and men)still base their voting decision over someone who is “telenovela” attractive, with an actual “telenovela” actress for a wife!