What Your Swimsuit Says About You

We’ve already covered how to look good in a bikini, now lets tackle what the state of your swimsuit actually says about you. You know. As a person.

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    • Ellen W.

      you could add to the strapless one “You probably don’t have very big boobs, but you’re okay with that. Simon Doonan said smaller breasts are more fashionable.”

      • Melanie the Constant Reader

        You just totally justified the Target purchase I made three months ago. :)
        Also, what if it has a detachable halter top and I wear SPF 50 all the time no matter what I’m wearing? Does that make me extra controlling or just, like, mayo pale?