Ladies are showing up to the RNC in sparkly Cowboy hats to support Mitt Romney! Mitt Romney is from Detroit! He grew up in Michigan! He did his mission in France! And lives in Massachusetts!
At no point does “Texan cowboy” really figure into his mythology, but, fuck it, as long as he hated Indians as a child I’m sure this holds up perfectly. He probably listen to Willie Nelson at some point. Anyhow. Let’s admire the bling.