• Mon, Sep 3 2012

Did Playboy Turn Down Courtney Stodden?

After spending her whole life painstakingly molding her body into David Lee Roth‘s ideal woman circa 1992, Courtney Stodden is finally legal and ready to go. And by “go,” I mean take her clothes off for Playboy, which she has convinced herself is not porn:

“Hooray! We finally get to see Courtney Stodden’s implant scars and tiny labia!” said way too many dudes on the Internet. But before you stock up on lotion and tissues, know that it might not be happening after all. “Our sources say Stodden ‘doesn’t meet the standards of a Playboy model,’” reports the ever tactful TMZ, ”adding she looks too ‘enhanced’…[Playboy] would NEVER take her. I don’t think anybody really wants to see that anyway.” Sadface.

But wait! Courtney’s momager Krista Keller has shot back to E! Online that her high school aged daughter is too doing Playboy, a development of which she is obviously very proud:

“TMZ doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Clearly, their ‘sources’ are different than ours.”

Who’s telling the truth here? Will Courtney be able to fulfill her lifelong dream of showing off her all natural, all rill goods in the famous lad mag, or will she be forced to resort to Hustler or Juggs? Will the 35-year-old performance artist who plays her fail at her mission and be trapped in this persona forever? What kind of creative fetish videos will she come up with next? Try not to let these burning questions spoil your appetite as you attend various Labor Day barbecues.

(Via E! Online)

Photo: WENN.com

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  • mm

    Does she know what she looks like?? Sure, she has a great body with excessively enormous boobs (which are gross but workable)…but that tan is horrendous. That makeup is awful, her roots are showing. I would love to strip her of about 3 shades of tan, dye her hair dark brown, and give her a nice cateye look with red lipstick. Then she would be hot. Her current look = hot mess.

  • Cori

    The real question is what she’s going to do without her trusty push-up bras and swimsuits. Her boobs aren’t tiny, but nowhere’s near as big as she makes them look.