Shower sex is so hot these days. Seriously — after a long, sweaty summer day, there’s nothing better than stripping down with your lover and getting wet in a steaming shower stall. Or is there? For all of the Cinemax-tastic images of humid, sultry sex in the shower, my own experiences leave much to be desired. Like a comfortable, horizontal orgasm.
Shower sex is a liability. It should be banned from rental housing, like pets or smoking. Shower sex is dangerous and always leads to trouble or concussions. Here are 9 reasons why sex in the shower should be outlawed.