"Can't pose. Have to go do Baron stuff."
Okay, look. This is actually a Fuck Marry Kill involving Jack Nicholson, Wearren Beatty and Jeremy Irons, in honor of our debate earlier this week on whether or not 23-year-olds should be having sex with other 23-year-olds (as opposed to aging bankers). We were surprised that a number of the comments were so negative–”Any man in his 40s who is looking to date a 23 year old has issues. He either has a daddy complex or is desperately trying to recapture his youth via a trophy girlfriend”–what with plenty of older men being so attractive in their own right. Anyway, we tried to play Fuck Marry Kill, but the conversation kind of just devolved into a discussion of men over 60 we find hot. You can still submit your FMK votes at the end, though.
Jennifer: Okay, so, on our debate yesterday, some readers said they found older men disgusting. And others said you should be free to love who you want to love. To hell with that. I say if you’re a woman in your 20′s you should only date men over 60, like we’re in ancient Rome.
Ashley: So, is this supposed to be a real conversation or are we just saying incendiary things for traffic now? Because I could conduct myself like an adult for the next ten minutes, or I could say that Jewish men lie. Choose wisely.
Jennifer: JEWISH MEN LIE And WASP men have very small penises. Penii?
Ashley: I think that’s bad Latin. Er, I mean, anyone who makes more than 50k a year has a tiny penis!
Jennifer: Mitt Romney has a micro-phallus Sorry about the bad Latin, I didn’t spend enough time reading On The Nature Of Things. I was out drinking with elderly professors.
Ashley: I know you’re not joking and that makes me sort of uncomfortable. Then again, you’re the editor-in-chief and I’m deputy.
Jennifer: So runs the world. Take that morals. So – who are we debating?
Ashley: Jack Nicholson, Warren Beaty and Jeremy Irons.
