Kanye West Tweets That He Just F*cked Kim Kardashian “So Hard”

This whole Kanye West / Kim Kardashian relationship has felt like such a weird, scripted hallucination: first Kim ends her sham marriage (it was like having pediatric cancer!), lathers more drama by drawing out the divorce, is seen “out” with Kanye, a photo of the couple allegedly having sex maybe leaks, throw in some pointless music video cameos, then all of his sudden she’s “his Beyonce” and they’re going to get married and be together forever. But if everything is happy in Kim and Kanye land, how will they continue to drum up attention and get their names in the press?

Well, what about cryptic late-night fittings involving white gowns? Even better, you could concoct a narrative about Kanye revamping Kim’s kloset! That worked pretty well for a few weeks, but now that Kim wears Margiela and Givenchy, everywhere… what comes next?

Here’s what:

Good lord, Kanye. We know you’re both attention vampires, but this may actually take the cake. Absolutely no one needs to know this other than you (and Kim, obviously), certainly not your 8.5 million Twitter followers. A few minutes later, Kanye deleted the tweet (but not before those 7,410 retweets and 39,177 favorites), leaving us to ponder if it was intended as a DM? If so, would that make any more sense?

Look, obviously, the worst thing imaginable for both of these is people is doing something without anyone knowing, but hopefully they can someday find a more elegant way to sustain public interest.

(Kanye West Twitter via CDL, photo via Wenn)

 

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    • Jenny

      Love your blog.
      You should continue.
      http://www.forthefashion.com

    • Jewels

      Stay classy Kanye…stay classy…*insert eye roll here*

      • VNikol

        You just took the words right out of my mouth. Someone needs to remind him that he’s his mother’s child. Seems he’s truly forgotten & lost his mind some time ago still unable to get it back. Tacky

    • Frobeast

      I literally just threw up in my mouth a little, and it has nothing to do with being pregnant. That is a horrifying image.

    • sarah

      This is a fake tweet, do some reasearch.

      • sarah

        *research

        This a something someone made up last month and it went viral. Kanye never tweeted this. fake tweets are easy to make with Photoshop.

    • Holden

      @kimkardashian: “i totally just laid there! ;)”

      • Amy

        If only – that would have been perfect!

    • GriAndre

      WE ALL KNOW KIMS LIFE BEEN JUST A SHOW(WHICH I LIKE WATCHING). BUT SHE KNOWS ITS GETTING BORING AND LOSING VIEWERS, THAT HER MOM HAD TO SHOW OFF IN CAMERA HER BOOBS. THATS WHY KANYE TWEETS SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO GET PEOPLES ATTENTION. I THINK THEY SHOULD JUST HAVE THEIR OWN REALITY SHOW SEPARATE.

    • Chanel

      <3 'Em two together!!!

    • seriously, stop.

      wow, 3 posts about kim kardashian in the past 24 hours? you guys are becoming obsessed. i thought i was coming to the gloss but apparently this is kardashiankoverage.com