While every sensible part of me wishes to ignore the possibility of Rush Limbaugh having a naked body, let alone a penis, he has made that fact sufficiently known — it’s here, it’s mere, get used it it.
Limbaugh, professional troll and sexism-promoting hobbyist, recently discussed the results of a study regarding male genitalia, which concluded that penises are roughly 10% smaller on average than they were fifty years ago. Rather than believing in science, logic and testimony — we all know how that turned out last time — Rush decided that somebody must be held responsible for this blooming new condition of Shrinking Dickitis. And who might be the ones to blame? It’s obvious: feminists!
“The study’s leaders claim to have bona fide research that says the average size of a penis is roughly 10 percent smaller than it was 50 years ago. And the researchers say air pollution is why…I don’t buy this. I think it’s feminism. I think if it’s tied to the last 50 years, the average size of a member is 10 percent smaller … it has to be the feminazis.”
First of all, I (as well most people) am pretty sick of this whole “feminazi” name. It conjures ridiculous images of women shouting,”VAGIN-HEIL” towards statues of Susan B. Anthony while giant wooden penises blaze in the background, all of us cackling as we wear Nuvarings like jelly bracelets and pop birth control like M&Ms.
Second: what? Even for Rushy the Rash, it’s a little far-fetched. The idea that women pushing for equal pay and refusing to accept sexism as a fact of life is the reason for the average member being smaller is at best laughable and at worst…well, no, it’s mostly just hilarious.
I imagine Todd Akin is a fan, though. Perhaps they’re secretly trying to rally people into acting sexist in an effort to embiggen their bulges? Regardless, I think this can be filed under “Reasons Why I’m So Glad Rush Limbaugh Is Not In Any Government Office.”
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